It all begins with a dame. Fallen starlet RACHEL MADDOX storms into the office of low-rent private eye ROY DEVINE, JUNIOR, who quickly brings us up to speed on her case: Rachel is married to D-List action star BRUCE MADDOX...who''s laundering money for Russian crime czar VADIM RAZOV...who just did an arms deal with L.A. mob boss DON LUCIANO...who''s the target of an L.A.P.D. investigation by Roy''s supercop father, BIG ROY... and sexy Rachel''s got a few secrets of her own!