Jeremy Feeple''s just your average high-school kid living in Quagmire, your not-so-average small town. Then two lovely young ladies enter his life: Ichikun Ichi Koo Ichinohei, heir to a ninja clan, and Princess Asrial of Salusia. Both are intent on marrying him for their own benefit. Can Jeremy survive their affections and weaponry long enough to take that Steamology exam on Friday?